Posts tagged "lol"
August 12th 2011
August 14th 2011
Psychology Pick up Lines
“Sex is on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?” “You remind me of my mother…” “This isn’t just any cigar.” “Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?” “When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?” “Baby, do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?” “I’d compare you to my mother, but I don’t want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.” “I’m a screamer, but don’t worry. The more people hear me scream, the fewer will care.” Say, baby, when you dream, do you ever dream about waves crashing on a beach? “I’ll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!” “”You’re into threesomes? Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.” “Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, nice tits.” “Do come lay on my couch… With me.” “Hey babe, want me to penetrate you exactly 62 times?” “Who’s your daddy? Do I remind you of him?” “Why don’t I show you my giant inkblot, and you can tell me what you see?”
(Why, yes!)
The waves represent my penis. The beach represents your unconscious yearning for my penis.
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August 17th 2011
Who Cares?
August 18th 2011
Weight Loss
August 19th 2011
iCrazy
August 20th 2011
Delusions of Spring
August 21st 2011
Mr. Psychology
August 22nd 2011
On TV
August 23rd 2011
Any Volunteers?
August 24th 2011
Press Lever for food
