Posts tagged "psychology jokes"

April 28th 2011

$200

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” 

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “NO! I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. 

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology, and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.” 

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200?!”


April 28th 2011
http://portermason.com/johnny/1998/11/18/child-psychology/

May 01st 2011

What’s in a name? That which we call a rose…

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me.” “That’s great! What was the name of the clinic?” Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn’t remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, “What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?” “You mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s it!” He turned to his wife…”Rose, what was the name of that clinic?”


May 02nd 2011

(Source: moloha)


May 02nd 2011

May 04th 2011
pinkfloyd89:

Psychology nerd humor. Nice.

pinkfloyd89:

Psychology nerd humor. Nice.


May 05th 2011
fyeahpsychologystudentplatypus:

Not exactly a meme, but still pretty funny.From the webcomic “Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.”

fyeahpsychologystudentplatypus:

Not exactly a meme, but still pretty funny.
From the webcomic “Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.”


May 11th 2011
studyofthemind:

Comic of the day…..

studyofthemind:

Comic of the day…..


May 12th 2011

Funny Graphs - Just As Complex As Human Needs
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May 12th 2011

Funny Graphs - Internet Needs
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